The Free Land of Impending Damnation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.307 billion Impending Damnationians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Impending Damnationian economy, worth an astonishing 13,821 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 305,073 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Impending Damnation's national animal is the nympho, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Impending Damnation is ranked 286,884th in the world and 200th in Hell for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -36.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Impending Damnation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Avoided, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, sex-ed is child's play.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
- : Impending Damnation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, Impending Damnationian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
